tease me please me

ok. let's get down to the point.  how many people have been to a wedding and had to call the police afterwards??  raise your hands.  are your hands up?  if they are, then i'm disappointed because you didn't tell me.  my hand is up after tonight.  wait.  rephrase.

how many people have been to a wedding and had to call the police twice afterwards?   is your hand up?  mine is.  wait.  repharse.

how many people have been to a wedding and had to call the police THREE TIMES AFETWARDS??  is your hand up?  mine is.  wait.  repharse.

how many people have been to a wedding and had to call the police three times and then have them call you back afterwards?  is your hand up?  mine is.

so yeah... i officiating a wedding tonight.  and basically bossed people around (not just the bride and groom - the guests, as well :)).  and then "after" the wedding, there were issues, and cops were called.  AND the twist in the story is this: the cops were not called on anyone in the wedding party.  kid you not.

so... i'm super dooper tire, its 203 am so i am going to bed and if enoug people are interested i will explian everything tomorrow.

once i'm up.

im awake.  ugh.

scong by scorpios.  scorpions.  to too tired to flip.