i've been a bad, bad girl

so i just found out that in my quest to clean, organize, update and streamline my parent's house, i have thrown out two very important (although dated) books of my father's. i would like to make a heartfelt apology and also tell everyone how great my dad is. he's a really cool guy and you all should get to know him. just don't throw out any yellowed books about printing first made in the 1980s. sorry, dad

also, i would like to clarify that in my poll "hand out razors" is meant for the women who apparently are liberal with their lack of shaving - NOT to entice anyone to hurt herself.

oh yes, and one more thing - if i mention you by name and you prefer to be anonymous or have a secret identity, let me know and i'll change it.