Thursday, September 25, 2008

dream dictionary

i just woke up from a weird dream.

i dreamt that i was trying to help one of my younger brothers, homie, study for a test so he could graduate college (which, btw - he has!!). i had to walk down this sort of boardwalk to a table with a guido-lebanese guy holding some papers. i gave him my brother's name and looked at his chart and it said "82" and i said - "oh, so he has to take test 82?" and then the guido-lebanese guy with the gold necklace said, "no, he has to take test 75." i pointed to the 82 and he flipped the chart over and showed me my brother's name and then some 0s and 1s that you had to add up until you got to a common number and it was 75. i was walking away thinking that was really confusing and something only college students would understand when britney spears stopped me and told me that it was ok, "it's pretty tough, but you'll get through it. if i don't pass this test, i'll have to go back to 3rd grade math and re-learn equations." then a voice came over, as if on tv, and said, "britney spears has recently cleaned up her life. last week, she was awarded the biggest gym comeback for reinventing the ab crunch." and then i could see britney doing crunches.

yeah. i have no idea.

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